Me n moi equally boring life

... T2
... Feb 25
... planet venus
... some skool on venus

i wish...n wish...but none of dese ever came true

... buy tons and tons more RA books
... win kenneth soo in maths paper...though not quite possible...seeing that he is so called "talented" in that subject...
... do very...very well for PSLE...
... get into raffles..through the application form...not my PSLE...

A stupid quote

... friendship lasts longer than love

Jokes of the month...i noe its kinda lame

... Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we eat?" To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, "How about some Baskin Robbins?"

... Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers."

... A man was praying for guidance: "Oh God, grant me this knowledge: what is the meaning of life?" For a while, Creation was silent. Then a booming voice, sounding severely impatient, shouts from heaven: "R E A D - T H E - F A Q !"

... One night 3 ants went into a house and had no place safe to sleep in except for the bathroom. So the first ant slept in the sink, the second ant slept in the shower, and the third ant slept in the toilet. The next morning after they all woke up, the first ant said, "I slept fine." The second ant said "I slept fine." And the third ant said, "I slept fine, but first it rained, then it thundered, and then a big log fell on my head!"

... An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"

... A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she came to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

... Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!" The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!"

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