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Me n moi equally boring life ... T2 i wish...n wish...but none of dese ever came true ... buy tons and tons more RA books A stupid quote ... friendship lasts longer than love Jokes of the month...i noe its kinda lame ... Two ROBINS were lying on their backs, BASKING in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by. The kitten complained, "Mama, I'm sooo hungry, what can we eat?" To which the mama cat, spying the two robins, replied, "How about some Baskin Robbins?" ... Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're hushers." ... A man was praying for guidance: "Oh God, grant me this knowledge: what is the meaning of life?" For a while, Creation was silent. Then a booming voice, sounding severely impatient, shouts from heaven: "R E A D - T H E - F A Q !" ... One night 3 ants went into a house and had no place safe to sleep in except for the bathroom. So the first ant slept in the sink, the second ant slept in the shower, and the third ant slept in the toilet. The next morning after they all woke up, the first ant said, "I slept fine." The second ant said "I slept fine." And the third ant said, "I slept fine, but first it rained, then it thundered, and then a big log fell on my head!" ... An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'" ... A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's artwork. As she came to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a minute." ... Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!" The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!" |
Saturday, January 29yay...FINALLY got into the netball squad...aniwae....fusion was lyk so cool...everi1 was jumping ard...singing their lungs out...lolx...charlene n larisa...u guyz rawk!!!...u noe the aussie who i told u bout..well...he went back to sydney liao...hu carez aniwae...i think that once we get into diff sec skool...we sort of lose contact...i mean...there was dis person hu messages me almost everiday...but now...we onli sms lyk 3 times a week...AND the message which we sent is lyk 'gd nitez'...pathetic rite...haha...cant wait til 8 feb...wad time r we suppose to meet in skool?...netball training yesterday was lyk so much fun...we had to do a routine called "square box"...it was kinda confusing...den ballz were everiwhere...kinda funny lah...den we had to learn the passing the ball through our legs basketball thingy den we played the game...so kool!!!...we played all da positionz...den all da sec 1 were lyk totally confused...including me...hehe...my pe teacher was the netball coach...so during pe..all the netballerz had to lift the weight 8 timez instead of 2 timez which the rest of the cls did...so not fair lor...sigh...he lyks sum other gal in his cls liao...im juz nt gd enuff 4 him...and i noe it...
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